[X] You have screamed at an inanimate object for hurting you".
[ ] You have run into a glass/screen door.
[X] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle. (Does attempting to jump onto a moving vehicle count?)
[X] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[ ] You have run into a tree/bush.
[ ] You have been called a blond.
TOTAL: 3
[X] you know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[X] You just tried to lick your elbow. (damn... i can't... but i saw someone doing it!)
[X] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
[X] You just sang them to make sure.
[X] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[X] You have choked on your own spit.
TOTAL: 6
[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still dont get it.
[X] You type with three fingers or less.
[X] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[ ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[ ] You have caught yourself drooling
TOTAL: 2
[X] You have fallen asleep in class.(During notes, the teacher almost sent me to the prinicipal.)
[ ] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[X] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
[ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[X] You are often told to use your inside voice.
TOTAL: 4
[X] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[ ] You have eaten a bug accidentally.
[X] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[X] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didnt realize it.
[X] Youve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.
TOTAL: 4
[ ] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you dont.
[ ] You break a lot of things.
[X] You tilt your head when youre confused.
[X] You have fallen out of your chair before (Many times!)
[ ] When youre lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
[X] The word um is used frequently.
[X] You dont know what um means
[X] You say what and huh a lot.
[ ] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.
TOTAL: 5
total of them all: 19
what does that actually mean?